For too long now, we have suffered under the tyranny of "Milk." This petition hopes to change that. For a cost no more than your time, you can end this injustice and let milk truly be itself. The Good Book (The Communist Manifesto) does tell us to be ourselves, after all. How can we be expected to be ourselves if cereal sauce is called "Milk?" We will not stand for this injustice. RENAME MILK TO CEREAL SAUCE! LET US BE OURSELVES! LET CEREAL SAUCE BE ITSELF! LONG LIVE SELF-POWER, GLORY TO CEREAL SAUCE, SALAD IS 5% AWAY FROM BEING SOUP.