listen up gaymers today i want to bring oscar to life by constructing a freak of nature which will be Will Smith cloned and genetically modified with a fish that looks like daddy oscar so he can be oscar in real life. don't worry i have all the research done, just need the money and Will Smith's help. once oscar is a human he can then adopt me as his child which will then help me grow as a woman (hence the woman's rights tag). please help me live the #blessed life. I look forward to working with you all in the future to help create my dream. i am willing to share custody of daddy oscar however you all only get to have him on the weekends. I get him on weekdays and holidays no restrictions however i am willing to negotiate on this. I just really want him to be a real person with me and think he would be a good contribution to society in the name of science. thank you. ;(