Demand the GOP Challenge a Democrat to a Sanctioned Duel

The Issue

My non-binary, asexual semi-demi boy sister is in a wheelchair and she has trouble getting to the gender-neutral bathroom at school. She and I and some other people demand that a member of the Republican Party in Congress challenge the worst commie swine Democrat we can think of to a sanctioned duel. We believe there is only one way that congress can restore faith in the system.  Also, it would go a long way toward helping to boost the morale around here. This solution is for them to show us that their price is nothing less than their very lives.  Sign the petition today!

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The Issue

My non-binary, asexual semi-demi boy sister is in a wheelchair and she has trouble getting to the gender-neutral bathroom at school. She and I and some other people demand that a member of the Republican Party in Congress challenge the worst commie swine Democrat we can think of to a sanctioned duel. We believe there is only one way that congress can restore faith in the system.  Also, it would go a long way toward helping to boost the morale around here. This solution is for them to show us that their price is nothing less than their very lives.  Sign the petition today!

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