For almost (Final Fantasy) 14 years our Highlander brethren have suffered the inability to grow and maintain a healthy pair of eyebrows - resorting to draw Martin Scorsese-tier caterpillars with crayola on their foreheads to attempt to fit into our modern society.

This cannot go on any longer.

So I beg and please of you, Naoki Yoshida-Pさん and the entire Final Fantasy XIV development and marketing team, please grant our male Highlander friends the eyebrow grafting surgery they need today!

"I have a dream, and in that dream my brows were fuller than my hairline." - Godbert Manderville Probably

Our goal is to accrue enough signatures that Yoshi of the Peas has to address this demand for Hyurman rights at London Fanfest, and that Highlanders will have the #righttochoose eyebrows for their heads, like anyone else on this planet.

Also if we can reach this goal, we'll start a petition to get an male pattern baldness slider implemented so that make characters can finally have parity of customisation options as female characters.

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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you