Today on Wednesday the 12th, Valve released a trailer for three new pieces of hardware. In typical Valve fashion, a random Wednesday was chosen, with no prior hints towards it. So I sat like a giddy little child on the way to get some chocolates when something hit me. The Steam Machine. Nothing seemed wrong at first until I scrolled to the comments and realized Valves oversight. They should've name it the "Gabe Cube." This petition aims to remedy this oversight.