The Echinus Geyser, located in the back basin of the Norris Geyser Basin at Yellowstone National Park, is a force of nature like no other. I believe that this vibrant natural wonder epitomizes his spirit, and sheer magnitude. Just like Trump, it is bursting with energy and releasing hot air, steam, and noxious gases on a regular basis.

The geyser's unpredictability and destructive power draw visitors from all over the world. Much like President Trump, it commands attention and never fails to make a significant impact. Renaming Echinus Geyser to the President Donald J Trump Geyser will not only honor a figure who has played an influential role in many American lives but will also serve as a powerful, permanent reminder of his legacy as a butthole.

Yellowstone is a testament to the grandeur and beauty of our country, and this geyser is clearly the anus of the park. Naming such a central part of it after President Trump symbolizes a recognition of his crappy achievements and the indelible stain he has left on our culture and politics. It proposes a tribute fitting to a leader known for his narcissisism and selfishness. Plus, it smells almost as bad as President Trump 

The National Park Service has been screwed over by Trump, so let's unite to honor him by naming this natural butthole after a Presidential butthole.

Sign this petition to support renaming Echinus Geyser to President Donald J Trump Geyser.