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Remove your website "change.org" from the Internet.

This petition had 589 supporters


Completely. I don't even want to hear it. Gone. Bye-bye.

Some of us are offended by your reckless enabling of control freaks to start social justice lynch mobs whenever they see something that even remotely bothers them. It's wrong. It's disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Extremely valid statistics show that 479 trillion Americans are afflicted by the disease of believing that just because a large number of people with Internet access tell an entity to do something, it is that entity's democratic obligation to comply. Well, guess what:

They're right. So by the power vested in me by my awful parents, I hereby demand, in the name of the self-righteous masses of America, that you delete your website "change.org" from the World Wide Web. Forever.



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