Bonsuego.

It's election year folks.

Distract. Poison. Divide. Profit. Conquer. 

It's a disgrace. But it's my pleasure to say, times they have a changed.

St. Louis is in a constant state of turmoil yet it is slowly learning to transform itself into the greatest city in the United States of America.  

The streets of St. Louis are buzzing with revolutionary key trigger words promoting community and prosperity versus the standard death and division conversations suffocating our nation. 

That's the rumor, at least.

Carlito 

Mayor 

St. Louis 

2024

There's a new dog in town, and he goes by the name, Carlito.  

This city is not only moving in the right direction, we're shaking, we're laughing, we're moving and vibrating.  We're creating the community, the backbone, to continue leading industries where each of us does a part to revive this city.  And it all is leading back to the wisest, albeit newest, mayoral candidate that the city and maybe even the country has ever seen.  

Carlito, age 13, made a career in importing/exporting, after having a lucrative childhood sabbatical as a fashion star.  Weighing in at 12 lbs & 12 oz he is a natural born hunter, coming from a highly prized dachshund lineage of Mexican and German heritage.  As he is favored and respected amongst his peers, he is the clear choice as the people's preference.  He is the unanimous write in candidate, representing We the People, who are St. Louis first and foremost.  He waves purple flags, promoting culture in between the standard two party system.  No Elephant. No Donkey. Just Dachshunds. 

Carlito has the mystique, the essence.  He is the proverbial prodigal son.  IE the IT factor, the bolts to anchor the bridge to the new world as we ALL evolve as human beings. Carlito is that celebration, that bang bang when he walks by flicking fire, spreading light.  Young people, old people. Nerds, gangsters, they all love him. A modern day dog version of Ferris Bueller. He is a crowd favorite in any walk of life, promoting true St. Louis culture with every moment of the sway of that thang Carl.

In typical St. Louis form, Carlito is putting his money where his mouth is, having starred in HGTVs Househunters, after purchasing a home in the Soulard neighborhood.  He is fervently gathering 10,000 signatures to cement the support from the community that backs him, wholeheartedly.

It seems that the stars are aligning in St. Louis as The Little Carl moves forward uniting the city, one paw print at a time.  All along Broadway North and South, to the riverfront buildings and out yonder to the outdwindlings incorporating the city and the county, on the west side, Carlito is the talk of the town.  Carlito this. Carlito that.

Have you seen how rad and revered that dog is, Bert?

Ya, Ernie, apparently he is running for mayor of St. Louis. 

You're telling me, Bert, that that dog is running against Tashandra Jones and Lara "Don't call be Croft" Spencer?

Ya, Ernie, Carlito. 2024.

Wow. What a world we're living in ladies and gentlemen. Safe to say that Carlito is sweeping the city and it's just a matter of time before the system has to acknowledge his presence as a legitimate option for mayor of St. Louis, Missouri. 2024.

But don't take my word for it.  Sign the petition. And go out and vote. 

Follow along @thelittlecarl & be apart of history.