Build-A-Bear has released an axolotl plush online, exclusive to USA and UK only. Not only is this unaustralian, it's a personal attack on our freedom. We will not negotiate, our demands are simple. Bring the axolotl down under. We also suggest making little booties and a hat for it. 

The axolotl in question is described by Build-A-Bear as having an adorable pink hue, seriously cute smile and soft, cuddly feel. Please bring this perfect creature here so I can have one and call him Aristotle, and so that all Australians have equal access to them.