Harry Styles,

We're not asking for much.

Okay...maybe we are — but please hear us out.

For the third October since 2021, we are destined to do the same thing.

We stay up until 3am watching Harryween through someone's shaky phone screen, trying to work out what costume you've come out in, as the connection buffers every 10 second, the person streaming covers the camera, film the floor, and screams directly into the microphone.

We watch everyone else experience the magic whilst we're thousands of miles away thinking...imagine this was us.

The UK has genuinely suffered enough.

We've endured endless grey, miserable weather, followed by the most ridiculous heatwaves you've ever seen —which make us question whether we have actually re-located to the surface of the sun —(with no AC!). 

We have train strikes every three working days, and the meal deal which was once a bargain, a proud pillar of British civilisation, is becoming a luxury item. The price of a meal deal is feeling a lot less like "a deal" and more like a financial commitment with every passing day. 

And just to rub salt in the wound, we get the additional emotional damage of praying that some kind soul across the Atlantic is selfless enough to go live, just so we can experience even a modicum of Harryween in real time.

We just would like one Halloween where we don't need a passport, a seven hour flight, and to re-mortgage our houses to be able to attend.

I've already taken the very serious (and entirely reasonable) step of asking the Prime Minister about this (still waiting on a response, by the way... any day now), but until then, Harry, we need your help.

So just imagine this...

Two nights of Harryween in 2027 in no other than Manchester!

You know Manchester, right?

Well, there's this little venue called Co-op Live Arena. You might have heard of it. It's largest indoor arena in the UK.

No, not ringing any bells? 

Well how about this, it just so happens to be that nifty little place that you invested in? Does that jog your memory? 

You know, the place that you helped bring to Manchester?

Seriously, still nothing?

Okay, how about the fact that you performed Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally from top to bottom (which, by the way, is now streaming on Netflix 😉), before proceeding to shoot us directly in the chest by playing From The Dining Table?

You with us now? Nice to see we're up to speed.

I've even got a Co-op card that I had to pay £1 for because of you, and I didn't even manage to use it to see you there!

But, I digress. 

Imagine, thousands of us turning up in the most ridiculously, amazing costumes. Everyone screaming every lyric at the top of their lungs. A room full of people who have been waiting for years for the chance to experience a Harryween together.

It wouldn't just be another show. It would be something we've been longing for since the dawn of time. A UK Harryween would be thousands of people creating memories with their friends that they'd talk about forever — in the place that you too, are lucky enough to call home!

You say we belong together — and we believe that. We've been through every era with you, every album, every tour, every performance, every hairstyle, every outfit choice, every unforgettable moment.

We just want the chance to belong together at Harryween too.

We've spent our entire lives watching American Halloween on our screens. Somehow America always gets the bigger pumpkins, the better decorations, the more dramatic costumes, and the better sweets.

We've accepted that.

Because we had one thing that made us think, "Okay, we don't need anything else."

There was always one thing we had that they didn't. 

You.

We had you.

And then somehow, you managed to take our one competitive advantage and hand yourself straight across the Atlantic.

Harry... where is the British loyalty? What happened to patriotism?

So Harry, if this somehow reaches you...

Consider this your official invitation to save Halloween in the UK.

Come on, and keep your UK customers satisfied. Please, if it's not too much to ask, make one Halloween miracle happen.

Bring Harryween home in 2027. 🎃

Because after all this time...

 

WE WANNA DANCE WITH ALL OUR FRIENDS. 🕺🏻

Lots of love from,

Goat, and all the UK Harries 💋🪩