Bring Back Pizzarias™ snacks! (Formerly by Keebler®™ now owned by UTZ®™)


Bring Back Pizzarias™ snacks! (Formerly by Keebler®™ now owned by UTZ®™)
The Issue
The 90's will forever be known as the last great generation before technology changed the world forever. We practically lived outdoors, drank from the water hose, and occupied the parks, pools, malls, arcades and skating rinks. We went to beaches, took road trips and camped out. While living and making these memories we had our snacks, and those that were around know very well the vast difference between those and the current offerings. We had squeez-its, bubble tape, slush puppies, bonkers, WWF superstar ice cream bars, cartoon themed cereals, and more. Many of these products faded away and most of them have made a comeback, even if only for a short while. Which brings us to the matter at hand. The Keebler company was a huge part of the snack scene for decades and in the 90's they filled the shelves with a plethora of cookies, crackers, biscuits, and chips. That "elfin magic" seemed to know no bounds and you couldn't name a product you didn't like from them. One Saturday morning the television called out : "Introducing new Keebler Pizzarias! The only snack that tastes just like pizza! made from REAL pizza dough! Available in Cheese, pepperoni, and supreme flavors! " And those elves were not messing around with us, they were the most wonderful thing we had ever tasted, the texture like no other chip in existence, the flavors robust and true to their titles. I can't count how many times those spots on the shelves would be sold out empty giving cause to head to another store in hopes to find them, they were hot items constantly. Then one day they were gone, with no explanation along with all savory types of keebler products, the elves had shafted us, left us to pursue cavities and diabetes with their cookies alone. Here we are now in our mid 30's and up. Life in general has become a bland crust of bread and all we ask for is a little trip back to those glorious days of our promising youth. UTZ®™ now holds the rights to achieving that. Yet guards them like a spiteful step parent just wishing we would go away... well we're still here , and since we are, may we please have our pizzarias chips back? If only for one summer? Thank you.
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The Issue
The 90's will forever be known as the last great generation before technology changed the world forever. We practically lived outdoors, drank from the water hose, and occupied the parks, pools, malls, arcades and skating rinks. We went to beaches, took road trips and camped out. While living and making these memories we had our snacks, and those that were around know very well the vast difference between those and the current offerings. We had squeez-its, bubble tape, slush puppies, bonkers, WWF superstar ice cream bars, cartoon themed cereals, and more. Many of these products faded away and most of them have made a comeback, even if only for a short while. Which brings us to the matter at hand. The Keebler company was a huge part of the snack scene for decades and in the 90's they filled the shelves with a plethora of cookies, crackers, biscuits, and chips. That "elfin magic" seemed to know no bounds and you couldn't name a product you didn't like from them. One Saturday morning the television called out : "Introducing new Keebler Pizzarias! The only snack that tastes just like pizza! made from REAL pizza dough! Available in Cheese, pepperoni, and supreme flavors! " And those elves were not messing around with us, they were the most wonderful thing we had ever tasted, the texture like no other chip in existence, the flavors robust and true to their titles. I can't count how many times those spots on the shelves would be sold out empty giving cause to head to another store in hopes to find them, they were hot items constantly. Then one day they were gone, with no explanation along with all savory types of keebler products, the elves had shafted us, left us to pursue cavities and diabetes with their cookies alone. Here we are now in our mid 30's and up. Life in general has become a bland crust of bread and all we ask for is a little trip back to those glorious days of our promising youth. UTZ®™ now holds the rights to achieving that. Yet guards them like a spiteful step parent just wishing we would go away... well we're still here , and since we are, may we please have our pizzarias chips back? If only for one summer? Thank you.
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Petition created on December 9, 2022