Brought into existence in 2005, Fruit Gushers G-Force fruit flavored snacks were objectively the greatest fruit snacks to ever exist in all of human history. They were semitranslucent star-shaped gummies filled with a delicious brightly-colored sugary liquid. They came in a variety of flavors, which went by stereotypically mid-2000s totally radicool monikers such as "Berry Radical" or "Tropical Rage". The bite yielded a perfect balance between soft chew and a burst of juicy gush. It was a textural symphony unlike anything our taste buds had ever experienced. It was revolutionary.

Tragically, the trademark for these glorious artificially-flavored morsels of high-fructose deliciousness was discontinued in the year 2013. I believe it is no coincidence that, merely several years after the discontinuation of Fruit Gushers G-Force, the very fabric of society began to collapse on itself and our world descended into pure pandemic, pandæmonium, and panna cotta. The correlation is almost undeniable. An entire generation has been born and has all but grown into adulthood without ever knowing the life-changing experience that is G-Force fruit snacks. This cannot continue.

In order to restore balance to the universe, I believe it is crucial that General Mills returns this product into mass-circulation as soon as possible.