Starmer's a melt, Rishi was terrible and there was the woman who left before a cabbage expired, we're missing the great Boris Johnson-Bring Back Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

Boris Johnson was arguably the best Prime Minister in the last Decade, he was funny, improved our quality of lives and easily beats anyone elected since. Why did he leave? Because people got mad he had a party during Covid, something we all did (Be serious). Boris Johnson is too good for us, but if we want a truly thriving country, we need Boris. BBB.