So many bands from the Eighties have been reunited, but it's time for the greatest of the metal bands to reunite—Deathtöngue! (aka Billy and the Boingers) Lead singer Bill the Cat just ran for President again, with running mate tuba player Opus and campaign manager guitarist/manager Steve Dallas. Will Hodge-Podge join them onstage, bringing back metal, umlauts, spandex? There's a certain orange American who has had trouble getting groups to play for his event in DC who might like a little metal.

"Run with the Devil!
Shout Satan's might!
Deathtöngue!
Deathtöngue!
The Beast rises tonight!"

(Not Dr. Seuss)