But here's the kicker: Lincoln thinks he can hang with the Sons of Anarchy. Like, really? Lincoln, buddy, you're more suited for "Desperate Housewives" than a biker gang. We need to ban him from even mentioning motorcycles, let alone riding one. Can you imagine him rolling up to a biker bar, asking if they have any vegan options? They'd laugh him out of town. What would Jax Teller think. He must be banned from ever accessing sons of anarchy on streaming platforms.