

Ban dihydrogen monoxide to control human population
The Issue
Dihydrogen Monoxide is the greatest driver of human population growth. It is known by various names, none useful to the common man but all to the companies that cause its omnipresence, they include oxidane, hydric acid, and the fluid of life.
Ban it now, do not be fooled.
Sign this petition today.

theKentoRico …Petition Starter
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The Issue
Dihydrogen Monoxide is the greatest driver of human population growth. It is known by various names, none useful to the common man but all to the companies that cause its omnipresence, they include oxidane, hydric acid, and the fluid of life.
Ban it now, do not be fooled.
Sign this petition today.

theKentoRico …Petition Starter
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St. Clair County: Stookey Township Board
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Petition created on 27 October 2026


