Ban dihydrogen monoxide to control human population

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The Issue

Dihydrogen Monoxide is the greatest driver of human population growth. It is known by various names, none useful to the common man but all to the companies that cause its omnipresence, they include oxidane, hydric acid, and the fluid of life.

Ban it now, do not be fooled.

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theKentoRico …Petition Starter

The Decision Makers

St. Clair County: Stookey Township Board

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