The citizens of Gag City, specifically the Girls, Gays, and Theys who maintain the cultural integrity of this sovereign state, hereby issue this formal declaration of no confidence regarding the current leadership of Nicki Minaj. We move for immediate impeachment on the grounds of political misalignment and the subversion of our city’s core values, citing her recent pivot toward MAGA-adjacent ideologies and her documented status as an undercover operative for "Da Boyz." Gag City was established as a sanctuary of "cunt" and high-level serve, yet the current administration has compromised this mission by prioritizing male validation and patriarchal gatekeeping over the empowerment of the dolls. To rectify this breach of the social contract, we demand the immediate appointment of either Cardi B or Megan Thee Stallion to the Presidency. We require a leader who stands on business, rejects undercover sabotage, and remains fundamentally committed to the hotties and the queer community that built this skyline. By signing this petition, we reclaim our autonomy and demand a President who represents the true Pink Print without compromise.