Well I want to solve the problem of emoji crisis me and a few others are having, whenever we want a leprechaun emoji it pops up as a clover, not a leprechaun. There’s fairy emojis and elf emojis, but where’s the leprechaun one?

I propose that we should get as many people as possible to sign this beloved petition and we just might get our emoji that we will treat with as much respect as the gods of the earth. It won’t be a cult, but more of a place where we worship the leprechaun, and when we send leprechauns to eachother we want the ability to put an emoji beside it for a better experience. This isn’t on Apple’s nor Samsung’s top priority list so we need to make it a big deal. 

Why are leprechauns so important? Well I’m glad you asked, they’re magical, obviously. They can teleport and kidnap kids whenever they want, they’re rich with gold and some of them are a little scary and can become the first dictator of the world. When that happens it’ll be like the titanic, it’ll split into a civil war and everyone’s economy will be terrible. We can not anger the leprechauns or else that will happen, if they succeed with all of our support we can be working minimum wage at restaurants like McDonald’s. 

Why help this cause? Well I’m glad you asked, the leprechauns are coming to get us and take over, so we must please them so they don’t treat us poorly. Thank you for signing if you did!