Conner needs a mullet

The Issue

"Conner  J. Hobusch " (formerly known as Conn Dogg / rat boy / Chad / And many more loving names is a  dear friend a fellow redneck, cowpuncher, and so much more. but lately, he feels he has hit a plateau in his capability. after extended research and pondering existence we had an epiphany it was his soul being trapped under that awful little boy hair cut it is time for conner to become a man a beer ingesting bull riding eagle screaming diesel driving sunglass and hat backward wearing party maniac with one key element the birth of his new style the mullet.Etymology. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the use of the term mullet to describe this hairstyle was "apparently coined, and certainly popularized, by American hip-hop group the Beastie Boys", who used "mullet" and "mullet head" as epithets in their 1994 song "Mullet Head".

Native Americans, who often wore their hair short in front and kept it long in the back as a sign of their spiritual strength. he needs the power to express his inner basa**ery.  Uncle Sam needs you to Sign this petition like you need running shoes to run and adult beverages to party. For just one click you can change conners life and possibly history 

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The Issue

"Conner  J. Hobusch " (formerly known as Conn Dogg / rat boy / Chad / And many more loving names is a  dear friend a fellow redneck, cowpuncher, and so much more. but lately, he feels he has hit a plateau in his capability. after extended research and pondering existence we had an epiphany it was his soul being trapped under that awful little boy hair cut it is time for conner to become a man a beer ingesting bull riding eagle screaming diesel driving sunglass and hat backward wearing party maniac with one key element the birth of his new style the mullet.Etymology. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the use of the term mullet to describe this hairstyle was "apparently coined, and certainly popularized, by American hip-hop group the Beastie Boys", who used "mullet" and "mullet head" as epithets in their 1994 song "Mullet Head".

Native Americans, who often wore their hair short in front and kept it long in the back as a sign of their spiritual strength. he needs the power to express his inner basa**ery.  Uncle Sam needs you to Sign this petition like you need running shoes to run and adult beverages to party. For just one click you can change conners life and possibly history 

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Anyone with the true american spirit

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Petition created on March 6, 2020