For too long, the users of X have had to refer to X's platform payouts as X money. This approach is boring, mundane and goes agaisnt the very ethos of Elon Musk's ventures. We hereby request that X formally changes their branding of X payouts to Elonbucks, as almost all users already refer to X payouts as such. 

Quoting Elon Musk directly, "the most entertaining outcome is the most likely."

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