In a world plagued by greed, war, and prejudice, it can seem like there’s no hope. Our current president doesn’t help. He’s selfish, rude, and really just not a skinny legend. Thankfully, there is one person who can singlehandedly save the American citizens from their doomed future: Raini Rodriguez. Not only is she hilarious, funny, incredibly talented at singing, and more beautiful than any model ever, she’s kind. Overall, she is just truly a queen. 

It’s about time the needs of Americans are finally met. President Rodriguez will end poverty, hunger, and everything bad that exists. She is the only person right for the job. In her beautiful words, “Fiesta, Salsa quinceañera baila, siente el ritmo y ponte a sonrreir.” Well said, Raini. 

There is hope for us, and that hope is named Raini Rodriguez. Thank you.