For the past ten years, I have been asking my friend Christina for permission to punch her broken arcade cabinet. This cabinet has been inoperable since its monitor broke a decade ago. Despite my yearly requests every April 15th (on the original video on facebook where this all started), she has consistently refused me this small pleasure.

This may seem like an unusual request, but it is one that holds personal significance for me. The act of punching the arcade cabinet represents more than just a physical action; it's symbolic of closure and moving forward from the past.

I am not advocating for senseless destruction or violence against property. Rather, I am seeking permission for this singular act which holds personal meaning and importance to me.

By signing this petition, you're supporting my decade-long wish and helping me bring closure to this chapter in my life. Please sign and support my request to punch Christina's broken arcade cabinet.