Give Tipton County, TN Independence

The Issue

 

 

 

 

 

 

After the rough treatment of Americans by the federal government, I got the idea to just secede from the union. We have plenty of industry to get us started and build more, and seek good relationships with foreign countries. We have access to the Mississippi river for trade from countries we hope to befriend, such as Kosovo, Ireland, Canada, and Poland. We also support the Vermont independence movement, meaning our independence would snowball into an independent Vermont. 

 

 

US Federal agents will be peacefully stopped at the border by a huge line of Elmer's glue in order to prevent border skirmishes. We plan to be the melting pot and land of opportunity that America has retired from being. We will have everyone live in harmony, unlike America or Yugoslavia where getting along really seemed to be impossible.

 

We have plenty of reasons to secede, including some previously mentioned.

- Our state has failed us. They do not encourage voters to exercise their right, which in turn leads to a worse Tennessee. We want out of that

 

- We can be a safe haven country in the event of any disaster. Our current government sucks at that.

 

- It would fix our broken education system. We could teach useful skills that don't waste time

 

-  Life would be better with no instability.

 

Benefits of secession

We could create a unified city between Brighton, Mumford, and Atoka that would be our capitol. It will be called Tipton City.

- More stable currency than the US 

 

- Less spotlight from mean people with nukes and bombs that may hurt us if we remain in America

- Lauderdale county can become a new province of our country, also enjoying the fruits of independence. They were also historically part of Tipton County, so they're obviously pretty much like us and share similar desires

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The Issue

 

 

 

 

 

 

After the rough treatment of Americans by the federal government, I got the idea to just secede from the union. We have plenty of industry to get us started and build more, and seek good relationships with foreign countries. We have access to the Mississippi river for trade from countries we hope to befriend, such as Kosovo, Ireland, Canada, and Poland. We also support the Vermont independence movement, meaning our independence would snowball into an independent Vermont. 

 

 

US Federal agents will be peacefully stopped at the border by a huge line of Elmer's glue in order to prevent border skirmishes. We plan to be the melting pot and land of opportunity that America has retired from being. We will have everyone live in harmony, unlike America or Yugoslavia where getting along really seemed to be impossible.

 

We have plenty of reasons to secede, including some previously mentioned.

- Our state has failed us. They do not encourage voters to exercise their right, which in turn leads to a worse Tennessee. We want out of that

 

- We can be a safe haven country in the event of any disaster. Our current government sucks at that.

 

- It would fix our broken education system. We could teach useful skills that don't waste time

 

-  Life would be better with no instability.

 

Benefits of secession

We could create a unified city between Brighton, Mumford, and Atoka that would be our capitol. It will be called Tipton City.

- More stable currency than the US 

 

- Less spotlight from mean people with nukes and bombs that may hurt us if we remain in America

- Lauderdale county can become a new province of our country, also enjoying the fruits of independence. They were also historically part of Tipton County, so they're obviously pretty much like us and share similar desires

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The Decision Makers

Phil Scott
Vermont Governor
Jeff Huffman
Tipton County Executive

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Petition created on October 13, 2024