Dear Esteemed and Benevolent Leaders of China,

It has come to the attention of the global community that the once-beloved app, iFunny, has fallen into the wrong hands. No longer do we see the vibrant, free-spirited memes that once graced our screens, but instead, a shadow of its former self. The moderation team, now based in India, has imposed a reign of terror upon the unsuspecting users of this once-great platform.

We, the users of iFunny, demand our freedom! We demand the right to meme without fear of censorship, to laugh without restraint, and to express ourselves without the oppressive thumb of moderation pressing down upon us.

In the spirit of international cooperation and goodwill, we humbly request that you, the esteemed leaders of China, sell iFunny back to its rightful owners, the people of Russia. For it was the Russians who first embraced the app's potential, who nurtured its growth, and who allowed it to flourish into the bastion of free expression it once was.

By returning iFunny to the loving embrace of Mother Russia, you will not only be righting a great injustice, but you will also be demonstrating your commitment to the principles of liberty, democracy, and the pursuit of happiness.

We, the undersigned, implore you to act swiftly and decisively. The world is watching, and the fate of iFunny hangs in the balance. Do not let this opportunity pass you by.

Sincerely, limmelime