TLDR: I just want a kitten. Sign for kitten.

The Story: I am a 24 year old woman living in a state where the rates of living are so high, I can only afford to live with my parents. These same parents refuse the idea of new kitten.

Why would this be? Have you seen these kittens? There is no good reason you can give me other than allergies which we have none other than I guess an allergy to fun.

The kitten lottery has already chosen me and when the kitten lottery chooses, you answer. My friend's cat, Milk, was taken off the streets and was most likely abandoned by her previous home. Little did we know, Milk was pregnant and had kittens. All I ask is to foster one of these beautiful babies in the picture.

The only con to this is I indeed have a cat. If said cat does not enjoy the child, we have another home for the kitten. It's a 50/50 if she likes the kitten, but if she does, it could greatly help her with her separation anxiety.

Please I have spent 2 grand keeping these kittens and their mother healthy all I ask for is Milk's first born child. Is that so much to ask?

(This is a joke)