replace the dumb big phones at tesco with a golden buddah, will liven up the place

Arrr, me hearty! 'ow 'bout this one, right? Replace them bleedin' big phones wiv a golden Buddha, gonna brighten up the gaff proper!

Cor blimey, mate! Get rid of them massive phones at Tesco and swap 'em for a shiny golden Buddha. It'll liven up the place a treat, innit?

Replace the big communication devices at Tesco with a golden Buddha, we must. The place, livened up, it will be!

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Tesco at phones big replace the, golden with Buddha a. Liven up it’ll the place!

R3pl@c3 th3 b1g ph0n3s @t T3sc0 w1th @ g0ld3n Buddah, g0nn@ l1v3n up th3 pl@c3!