THE ISSUE: Soft Rock Revolutionary Ryan Bryan recently released his debut single "Handjobs from Heaven" on Bandcamp. As he went to share it on Facebook, it was BLOCKED in 250 countries because UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP claimed the song was their original IP! And it's not! But it SHOULD be!

Listen to H@ndjobs from Heaven to see why UMG is trying to steal this song.

THE SOLUTION: This petition is a call to UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP to SIGN Ryan Bryan, Soft Rock Revolutionary, and release his single Handjobs from Heaven through their corporate platforms. The song is clearly a work of genius, it's no wonder Universal would try to steal it. But the RyGuy gets PAID. 

SOON: Imagine a world of soft rock as far as you can hear. A sexier world where people aren't so scared of each other. Imagine a post-COVID sexual revolution. All of these things are completely possible. In fact they are all but certain if UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP does the right thing and signs Soft Rock Revolutionary Ryan Bryan to a lifetime record deal worth millions and millions of dollars. 

WHAT WE NEED FROM YOU: Sign this petition. Make signs. GET IN THE STREETS! A Soft Rock Revolution can't be done by just one! Ryan Bryan needs you and so does humanity. Sign this petition, call your local town officials, get the world talking about Ryan Bryan and make sure SOFT ROCK rules again!