Support Racial Modification to Fight Racism in Babies

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The Issue

Can you name one adult who was never a baby? Do you know any babies who appear to be adults? Have you heard of Tom Cruise?

Babies are people too. Yet, amidst all of the racial conflict in the world, the media neglects to address racism in this vulnerable population. In order to combat racism, it is imperative that we ask ourselves, "What about the babies?"

We know from research that racism in babies begins as young as three months old. Babies form a preference for the race of their caregivers, and visually stereotype people of other races. Thus, the root of every baby's racism is this automatic visual bias.

So how can we prevent this bias from developing in the first place? A fairly recent movement, racial modification, involves the manipulation of skin color through various methods. Made famous by Michael Jackson and perfected by the Kardashians, we no longer have to commit to a race. 

If everyone racially modifies to the same color, we attack and eliminate the foundation of racism in babies. Hundreds of thousands of babies become racist everyday, and we must act now to make racial modification mandatory in this country. Until we accomplish our goal of nationwide racial modification, we must do our best to prevent racism in babies. Blindfolding your baby is a cost effective temporary solution, as is requiring that everyone around your baby wear a sheet over their head to cleanse themselves of race and show solidarity. 

We're here to say NO to racism in babies. We're here to generate awareness of racism in babies. And most importantly, we're here to PREVENT racism in babies.

You were once a baby, you might still be a baby, maybe you have a baby, or know a baby. No one is going to end racism in babies but us.

"If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with." - Michael Jackson, King of Pop

https://www.facebook.com/babiesarepeople/

The Decision Makers

Eva Nye
Former State Senate - Idaho-29
Michael Crapo
U.S. Senate - Idaho
Mayor Bill de Blasio
Mayor of New York City
Mark Zuckerberg
Founder and CEO at Facebook
Inez Barron
NYC Council Member, District 42

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