If there are two things that scream "America," they are pizzas and hamburgers. Pizza Hut has created a monstrous new pizza that combines both of those items in one remarkable pie, but they have only released that pizza in the Middle East. We, the editors of Pophangover.com, insist that Pizza Hut bring that pizza to America for us to eat immediately. If nothing else, it will force a crisis in American healthcare that will force us to examine our eating habits... on video via Youtube... with lots of cheering.