Stop the closure of Mt. Glamatoa!

The Issue

Zack has announced the closure of Mt. Glamatoa, the single volcano on Planet Sunshine. Mt. Glamatoa is more than a volcano, it's a lifestyle. This is where glitteroonies grow shrooms for our main source of income, the gathering spot for any and all parties, and most important, where Swan Queef Queef has been thrown into many times over. We cannot let them close this national symbol!

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The Issue

Zack has announced the closure of Mt. Glamatoa, the single volcano on Planet Sunshine. Mt. Glamatoa is more than a volcano, it's a lifestyle. This is where glitteroonies grow shrooms for our main source of income, the gathering spot for any and all parties, and most important, where Swan Queef Queef has been thrown into many times over. We cannot let them close this national symbol!

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Zoe LeePetition Starter

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Petition created on February 20, 2017