Change the anatomical term for the shoulder to The Howard


Change the anatomical term for the shoulder to The Howard
The Issue
Over the course of time, we have seen many titans of industry have their great innovations and achievements brandished with their own namesake. For example; the graham cracker, named after the great Reverend Sylvester Graham. Then there's the oh so seductive saxophone named after Mr. Adolphe Sax. And who could forget the jacuzzi, named after one Candido Jacuzzi. These men and many more have perfected their craft and recieved due recognition for their blood, sweat, and tears.
Now close your eyes, think of shoulders, great shoulders, the best shoulders. Who comes to mind? That's right, it's Dwight...Dwight Howard. I can't think of any better way to recognize and immortalize the man who has perfected the human shoulder than by officially changing the anatomical term for the shoulder to The Howard. It's the right thing to do.
God Bless
The Issue
Over the course of time, we have seen many titans of industry have their great innovations and achievements brandished with their own namesake. For example; the graham cracker, named after the great Reverend Sylvester Graham. Then there's the oh so seductive saxophone named after Mr. Adolphe Sax. And who could forget the jacuzzi, named after one Candido Jacuzzi. These men and many more have perfected their craft and recieved due recognition for their blood, sweat, and tears.
Now close your eyes, think of shoulders, great shoulders, the best shoulders. Who comes to mind? That's right, it's Dwight...Dwight Howard. I can't think of any better way to recognize and immortalize the man who has perfected the human shoulder than by officially changing the anatomical term for the shoulder to The Howard. It's the right thing to do.
God Bless
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Petition created on March 29, 2017