Send G-Dragon to sub-Saharan Africa to control birthrates


Send G-Dragon to sub-Saharan Africa to control birthrates
The issue
The world population looked like it was just about getting under control, until everyone in sub-Saharan Africa started creating 768 babies per family. Since fucking probably isn't going to go out of style all on its own, the African people could probably use a little help to cool off. A YG-sponsored tour by BigBang's G-Dragon should be just the ticket to creep out the African population to the extent where they find it difficult to think about having sex because they can't get the sight of his funny new jaw in profile out of their heads.

The issue
The world population looked like it was just about getting under control, until everyone in sub-Saharan Africa started creating 768 babies per family. Since fucking probably isn't going to go out of style all on its own, the African people could probably use a little help to cool off. A YG-sponsored tour by BigBang's G-Dragon should be just the ticket to creep out the African population to the extent where they find it difficult to think about having sex because they can't get the sight of his funny new jaw in profile out of their heads.

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Petition created on 15 August 2018