Planter’s Cheez Balls were the best cheez-based snack ever created.  The recent limited run was an evil tease, and now all you can get are half-opened cans that may or may not have been tampered with by people sick enough to have gotten a can, and chose to sell it.  What’s wrong with someone that would do that?  For $19.99 on Amazon.  

Life is hard enough - all I care about is the buttery crunchy cheeziness of your balls.  And I was deprived.  I beg of you, bring them back!!!!