Each year, the Eastern seaboard of the United States is pummeled by a series of hurricanes, each of which receives their name in alphabetical order from a list generated by the World Meteorological Organization (WMO). I am asking you to join me in signing this petition to let the WMO know we would like a hurricane named after that bitch, Carole Baskin. Just like that bitch Carole Baskin, nobody is welcoming to the presence of a hurricane. The nature of a hurricane can be likened to that of Carole Baskin, in that it is comprised of violence and darkness, relentless irritating howls, and the destruction of the moral and physical fabric of our community. Any formidable hurricane would be proud to be named after that bitch, Carole Baskin, a person who threatens American’s liberties with the same force of at least a category 4. Please, consider taking a moment to join me in signing this petition to the World Meteorological Organization to have them name a hurricane after that bitch, Carole Baskin. Thank you.