Please help Thursday Lane, AKA Diego, AKA whiteguys fartsmatters AKA blackguys fartsmatters, AKA creamguysfarts ii realtv, AKA The freak of the week, AKA Methane on the membrane. This poor man was never able to learn proper English in school because he was too busy chasing around boys and teachers trying to smell their farts, because of this he is a complete retard. He just couldn't focus on his studies with so much beef and chicken cream surrounding him, tempting his nostrils with the irresistible urge to sniff every skid marked seat that had his favorite cream sitting in it. As such, it is almost impossible for him to put one single coherent sentence or thought together and he wants this to change. Sadly, his dreams of getting into male fart porn might never come to fruition and this has left him financially strapped and gives him  no choice but to perform sexual favors on black men for money. All he needs is some beginner classes as he has possible brain damage from breathing all the methane in the sweet beef cream he holds so dear and the few brain cells left are sure to be fucked up beyond repair. Please, sign this petition and help this man get a rudimentary education to help him contribute to society outside of his contributions to helping global warming by sucking up some of the methane in those sweet black guys chocolate beef cream farts, and possibly some much needed psychiatric help so he can suppress his desires to smell every fart that comes his way.