This will, I think, change the world. It will change the most important parts of it, at least. Drinking is a more than daily activity for people like me, and a 40oz seltzer from White Claw would completely streamline my drinking process. This would allow anyone of-age to go to a bodega, say to the clerk, "how much for a fowty?" And you could be on your way with a delectable alcoholic seltzer. On a normal day, one must make several stops to either a bartender, friend, or fridge, to get another White Claw. With a 40oz White Claw this pestering task will still exist, but it will be greatly minimized.

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