NFKRZ is morbidly obese. If he continues to grow at this current rate, he will soon inhabit the outer reaches of the cosmos. The main cause for NFKRZs obesity is that his ego used to be the size of Leafy's chin, and has now grown to the size of a nurtured Zucchini. That doesn't seem too bad, but if this slow growth continues, YouTube as we know it could be dead... I mean, with great content creators like Zoie Burgher who is only watched for her riveting "gameplay", Joey "Piss in your mouth" Salads and of course, the weeb himself, LeafyIsQueer; YouTube is basically dead anyway. But saving NFKRZ for crippling obesity could save it slightly.

10 Supporters and we will sign NFKRZ up for a WeightWatchers subscription.

50 Supporters and we will buy 5000 subscribers for Dolan Dark to feed his Hugh Mungas ego..

100 supporters and I will donate some of NFKRZs immense mass to Eugenia Cooney.

500 supporters and I will delete Pyrocynicals channel.

1000 supporters and I will personally eliminate all award tiers from any crowdfunding website.

5000 supporters and I will make a fan-made Shrek Has Swag 76.

10000 supporters and I will do a suicide by hanging prank (dont sure RiceBoy)

25000 supporters and I will livestream my dishwasher for 76 hours.

100000 supporters and i will kms.....

250000 supporters and I will distribute "NFKRZ obesity" t shirts to anyone who cares