For years, people have accepted that there is no word in the english language that rhymes with "orange." You can get close using slant rhymes, (door hinge, etc.) but there is no exact rhyme. 

I propose that we change this.

I'm not any kind of linguist or anything, just a simple man who can see an issue that needs fixing. I've always found it fascinating that when enough peoples start using a made up word, it eventually becomes a real word. That being said, if we all start using my proposed rhyme for orange, they will HAVE to add it to dictionaries, thus meaning that the word orange finally has a companion that poets and songwriters alike can use to their heart's content.

So, here we go. My proposed rhyme. Don't laugh.

Schmorange. Noun.

Definition: A word that rhymes with orange.

Please share with everyone you know. Together, we can get this off the ground and truly create a word that rhymes with orange. Eminem would be proud. Thank you.