We, the undersigned, demand that Pig Money Racing immediately begin selling the legendary hats pictured above. For reasons unknown to the public, Pig Money Racing continues to withhold these highly sought-after pieces of headwear from the hardworking fans who desperately want them. Every race, we arrive with money in hand, hope in our hearts, and absolutely no hat on our heads. This is unacceptable. These hats are clearly a matter of public interest, and the people have spoken: WE WANT THE HATS. We respectfully ask Pig Money Racing to stop gatekeeping the drip and put these hats up for sale before the situation escalates into a full-blown hat shortage. Sign this petition if you believe the people deserve what they have been asking for.