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Shadow in American Gods should be a CGI Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson as Scorpion King instead

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Honestly, who hasn't seen the new hit TV series "American Gods" and thought:

'wow, this show is great. It's a real shame they decided to use a poor man's Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson to play Shadow, instead of using Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson himself'.

Let's change history ladies and gentleman. Let's return Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson to all of his well deserved glory as an archetypal movie character.

We are here to ensure that Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson reprises his best and greatest role as the CGI Scorpion King from the mummy series. He must supplant this horrible parody of himself as portrayed by Ricky Whittle as Shadow.

We will not give up. We will not surrender. We are unbreakable.



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