For years people have petitioned WalMart to start selling Free Range, organic fed Humans in their stores. They refuse to even sell freeze dried or canned, much less live ones you need a leash for. This is unacceptable, and needs to change. There aren't many reliable sources of fresh caught humans, and it is WalMart's turn to step up and make a difference in the lives of cannibalists, or people who just want a real live human as a pet, so they don't have to buy one from ISIS (https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-to-buy-a-slave-girl-from-isis