The 31st of January 2019 marked the last day of alimony payments for our beloved, Brendan Fraser. 

For too long has the malevolent thumb of the IRS kept Brendan down for the count - the renowned fantasy adventure actor that we all know and love has finally been released from his chains and we want to give him a FAST start to his future. 

Now you may ask, "Why have his cross-hairs found a new target, surely Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, the glorious entertainer, is nothing but another Hollywood actor to him?!" Well, the answer is simple - The Rock stole Fraser's son. 

In Journey To The Center of The Earth (Brevig, 2008) Brendan's latest escapade involved him and his nephew travelling to the eponymous center of the earth (and closer to each other as Brendan acts as a father figure). In Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (Peyton, 2012) Brendan is nowhere to be seen and The Rock has taken his position as Max's stepfather.

Clearly Brendan deserves retribution. And in he comes for the interception!

The Rock took his son. Fraser will take his familia.