hello benedictine, this is not carlos speaking

i've come upon a issue concerning the wellbeing of my indian friend baljeet
he doesn't have a girlfriend and he's sick and tired of being with girls under the age of consent.
before baljeet gets in serious trouble we need to find him a girlfriend that is either his age or older.
please sign this bill of rights and get this man a girlfriend

yes government yes

Baljeet = AJ GREEN