Build a crying closet for the congressional democrats.


Build a crying closet for the congressional democrats.
The Issue
I am calling on congress to build a safe space for the congressional democrats. They deserve a safe, stress free, no Trump zone, where they can cry, scream, and let it all out. This "Crying Closet" should be designed with their feelings in mind. It should include, but not limited to, a full size mirror for them to hold conversations with themselves, ample amounts of tissues, a soy latte dispenser, a wireless microphone linked to a speaker in the oval lffice so the President can hear their wails, and moans himself. A large life size President Trump Cut out. Soft harp music, a tv, so they can watch Disney's Fox news channel. And many more comforts to ease their pain.
They have 5 more years of Trump as their President, they should be properly accounted for, and taken care of in a humane way.
Congress, please build the democrats a crying closet.

The Issue
I am calling on congress to build a safe space for the congressional democrats. They deserve a safe, stress free, no Trump zone, where they can cry, scream, and let it all out. This "Crying Closet" should be designed with their feelings in mind. It should include, but not limited to, a full size mirror for them to hold conversations with themselves, ample amounts of tissues, a soy latte dispenser, a wireless microphone linked to a speaker in the oval lffice so the President can hear their wails, and moans himself. A large life size President Trump Cut out. Soft harp music, a tv, so they can watch Disney's Fox news channel. And many more comforts to ease their pain.
They have 5 more years of Trump as their President, they should be properly accounted for, and taken care of in a humane way.
Congress, please build the democrats a crying closet.

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Petition created on May 22, 2019