Get rid of Britain

Get rid of Britain

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Society as a whole has progressed far past the need for Britain. we need to fight. we need to stand up against Britain, and just, quite frankly, get rid of it.

No more will we tolerate their offensive phrases such as "ello love" or "its chewsday innit."

They never use the right phrases, they use offensive names for common things such as: "Football," its soccer. or "rubbish," it's called trash, just like the nation of Great Britain, or should I say, bad Britain. 

 

We demand justice, we demand change. Britain shall be no more by the end of 2021.

If the people addressed in this petition do not take action. I, Camden Alexander Marsh, may have to intervene. "How will you do this, Camden?" you may be asking.     I'm glad you ask, I will simply intervene because I am built different

There are several benefits to eliminating Britain. The biggest one other than the previous points made is that there will be more room for fishies to swim in the ocean. the downside is, because of geography, the fish may start speaking in a British accent. if this happens, a second petition will be made regarding these fish.

I call on every person in the world, to help me eliminate Great Britain.

 

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