My Plan To End Unicorn Discrimination, before we begin let's define the two most important words, express the mandates, the go to the disadvantages of the status quo & the benefits to attain once we see this change become successful.

Definition: Invisibomb a bomb that safely nukes a structure

College: Higher ED building.

Mandate #1

All colleges shall be removed using invisibombs which according to the Unicorn Civil Rights Act of 1983 unicorns have the right to distribute invisbombs to whomever the board of education approves

Mandate #2

Any colleges or universities that resist the invisibombs shall be nuked by the national unicorn laser beam. Which according to the #28th amendment any college that threatens the Unicorns are no longer protected by the states & are seen as local terrorists

Enforcement: Magical Rainbow Unicorns Association & any necessary federal body.

That’s the plan. Let’s now move on to the disadvantages of the status quo.

Disadvantage #1 Less time for youtube

ThatMagnetMan youtube content creator, book writer, charming, and eloquent in all his mannerisms writes: When we think of college we think of a lot of work however, this by no means has to be the case! Using the Invisbombs provided by The Magical Rainbow Unicorns will allow college to be a thing of the past & we can spend time on what truly matters… Cat videos & catching up on the latest buzzfeed articles!

Disadvantage #2 More Debt

In the current system we have something close to 1.4 TRILLION dollars of debt, removing colleges will obviously prevent future debt meaning that our plan prevents all future student debt allowing us to no longer be chained by debt & lead a College and debt free life

Disadvantage #3

According to biasextremefacts.com in an article written by Mr Flying Unicorn with a phd in supporting your absurd ideas says STATUS QUO CREATES TO MANY PROBLEMS, With colleges we risk losing freedom of speech, having tuition raise, & most importantly of all takes away from our netflix binges. With a system that creates far more problems than it’s worth total abolishment is necessary.

Disadvantage #4 UNICORNS MISTREATED

This comes from Bubbles The Unicorn at unicornsmattertoo.com in her blog post: While you think of higher education you most likely haven’t seen any unicorns, according to my research I have found no university nor college that supports us unicorns.

Now after proving the disadvantages of the current system let us move on to the advantages of passing our plan

Advantage #1 More time for youtube.

Doing college is a lot of work therefore we the affirmative team strongly believe that removing these colleges will give students more time to enjoy leisurely extra curricular activities such as youtube

Advantage #2 No More Student Debt
According to the very reliable intellectuals at me, myself, & I they write:

So I looked up how much student debt we have in the united states, & according to the highly sophisticated intellectuals at Wikipedia we owe around 1.2 TRILLION Dollars in debt. Using the inivisibombs to get rid of all colleges using the unicorns will stop all future debt!

Advantage #3 All higher education issues solved.

According to some anonymous homeschooler they write in supportbias.com: If we think about it the cause of higher education issues is higher education soon it becomes clear that if we remove all colleges then there will be no more college issues to solve.

Advantage #4 No More Unicorn Discrimination

This comes from Bubbles The Unicorn at unicornsmattertoo.com writes in another blog post: That %100 of colleges in the current system don’t support unicorn rights & won’t even allow them on campus. This means that by passing the affirmative teams plan we end all unicorn discrimination.

For the sake of all unicorns pass our plan to end this unjust discrimination.