For too long, the public have watched on in utter befuddlement as politicians debate back and forth on the structure of Britain’s proposed exit from the European Union. 

More than one thousand days into the process, we’re no closer to reaching consensus on this generation defining issue. It’s clear that you, the British people have had enough. 

There is only one clear solution that delivers on the will of all people:

Throw the entire United Kingdom of Great Britain and Nothern Ireland in the bin. 

By throwing the entire country in the bin, we will immediately take back control of our borders by obliterating them entirely and sealing ourselves away totally from the outside world. 

By throwing the entire country in the bin, we will free ourselves from the constraints of EU law. There will be no need for law of any kind. 

By throwing the entire country in the bin we solve the issue of the hard border between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. Northern Ireland will simply break away from the Irish Isle to be disposed of. 

By throwing the entire country in the bin, there will be no need to remain in the customs union, set up new trade deals, negotiate tariffs  or worry about the movement of goods and services. Ever. 

By throwing the entire country in the bin, there will be no need to pay a large “divorce” fee. Creating such a large bin, while admittedly coming at a high initial outlay, will quickly be off-set by the immediate £350 million per week savings from exiting the EU. The NHS won’t need this money, as it will cease to exist. 

By throwing the entire country in the bin, the devaluation of the British Pound will no longer matter, as there will be nowhere to spend it. 

By throwing the entire country in the bin, there will be no more constitutional crisis in Scotland. It will be free to have another referendum on its independence in the landfill of our future. 

By throwing the entire country in the bin, there will be no more meaningful votes with no meaningful action. There will be no more votes full stop. 

We are very clear. There is no alternative. We, the British electorate, implore the government and all members of Parliament to unite to decisively deliver on the result of the referendum and act in the national interest. Throw the entire country unceremoniously in the bin.