For years now, u/Borat hasn't used his account. Such a good username with so much potential, and he has never posted anything ever. He has made one comment in the 11 years his account has existed, and it was 11 years ago. The comment read "I like masturbate, very much! Wah wah wee wah!" and was a reply to a reply to a reply in a thread in which every comment was buried in downvote hell, unseen by mankind.

My proposal, since the user has never used his account, is for a) Reddit to take the username away and give it to someone who will actually put it to good use; or b) u/Borat to post and comment as the real Borat would, smearing the Reddit landscape with faux-Kazakhstani anti-Semitism and crude sexual remarks.

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