Perry Caravello was recently named as Twitch streamer of the year. It was a stunning and controversial move, but DSP was literally dethroned as Perry claimed his chair and a trophy. This should have led to a more professional, more subdued, more GRATEFUL Pervy but instead it created a stream diva.

In the months since winning Parry has gone into baby mode on many occasions. He refuses to follow strict Twitch guidelines (defiant pees, reading delivery receipts, talking over tip comments, etc.). Male model Kris McColm has not been seen since moving into Peery's apartment but most disturbingly, TomB was almost assaulted during a PCL stream with many young children watching.

Join me in making a change. Give the Twitch streamer of the year award to The Faster Blade who has eclipsed PCL both in professionalism and in the amount of sodium consumed per stream. The Faster Blade believes in respecting the queue, he believes in respecting his fans and he believes in respecting your right to have mushrooms with or without oregano. Most of all he believes that credenzas and microwaves were made for turning, flipping AND smashing .... do you?