Henlo frens.

On behalf of the Facebook group "This Cat Is C H O N K Y" I am making this petition to request that the city of Istanbul be renamed to "Chonkstantinople".

We were inspired upon seeing a chonkalicious image of the famous Turkish cat Tombili photoshopped to look as if he is leaning on the city. In honor of Chonk Lord Tombili and all his glory, and CHONKS everywhere, this name change seems not only appropriate but highly necessary.

Imagine the joy in being able to proclaim that YOU are a Chonkstantinoplian. That can be real if you help us in our cause. Sign this petition and make the CHONKIVERSE a little more real. Its already here among us, but to officially recognize its presence with this great honor will be truly freeing to CHONKERS everywhere. 

Thonk you and blessings to CHONKSTANTINOPLE.